What Pisses Me Off

Today I would like to talk about what pisses me off the most in this world on a daily basis. I will not only tell you what pisses me off, I will also tell you why it pisses me off. I am sure that a lot of you reading this blog will understand and probably agree and realize that it pisses you off as well.

First let’s talk about the phrase, “pisses me off!”

This phrase pisses me off because if you think about it, it really does not mean to be angry. Piss, means to urinate, or Piss means to be drunk if you are in England. Have you ever taken a piss and became angry as a result? Hell no! It feels great to take a piss! Have you ever been drunk and been angry? Yes there are some violent drunks out there but I can’t say that they have been angry simply from being drunk. Any anger they already have is just enhanced by the alcohol consumption resulting in violent tendencies for some.

Ok sorry I get side tracked sometimes. ADD. LOL

Let’s talk about ADD. This stands for Attention Defecate Disorder. I am so sick of hearing that kids need to be medicated because of ADD. All these drugs for every little cough, sneeze or belly ache that little Johnny and Cindy have becomes public knowledge and, “Oh no! It is a possible virus!” If all else fails, “Well we cannot find any real medical issues, so we are just gonna say they have ADD and drug them so they can “concentrate” OMG are you serious? They cannot concentrate better they just become addicted to the pills because it works like Speed! It makes them hyper! DUH! Now we have ADHD. Attention Defecate Hyperactive Disorder. Well shit! I wonder why.

Anyhow got sidetracked again. Sorry.

Pictures of food piss me off. I cannot stand it when people post pictures of food on Google Plus, Facebook, MySpace, etc…This really gets on my nerves. Why? Because who gives a crap what you are about to put in your mouth digest then later shit it out. I mean really? Who cares? Keep your food choices to yourself. I am glad you went out and had great food to eat. THAT IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW! Seriously, I do not care what you ate nor do I need pictures of your plate of food. STOP IT!

Workers at the DMV, Department Of Motor Vehicles, really piss me off. Did they have specific training for these people to purposely be non empathetic, non caring assholes? It does not matter what city, what state, what county, they are all assholes! Even when you try to make them laugh they just look at you like, “Go fucking die! I do not want you in front of my little cubby hole right now.”

There are a lot of things in life that piss me off and I do not have time to write about all of them. I just thought I should share a few with you and vent a little. Thanks for reading.

If you would like to share what pisses you off, feel free to leave a comment below and tell me what pisses you off.